[Hm. Kaeya's smile pulls wider and he huffs out a lilting laugh.]
Who knows? If you can carry a cup of hot coffee up to the summit of a frozen mountain, you might just have what it takes to become a knight. [Alright, more realistically:] A drink at the bar would do nicely too. Would you do me the honor? There isn't a bar in Mondstadt I haven't visited.
[Is. Is this really something to brag about, sir.... Wave pretends to think about it for a moment, but really the answer is a simple one.]
It's been a long time since I've gone to a proper bar. [Something something dens of iniquity, something something about good women not going to such places... she did say antiquated.] The honor would be all mine, dear knight.
[What can he say? He's well connected! At the heart of Mondstadt is its liquor industry and blah blah blah, he's an alcoholic. Can't really deny that, but he's functional, at the very least. Anyway!]
Then when all is said and done here, do pay me a visit. I'll ensure the trip is well worth the wait.
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That all depends. You're not going to try to send me on any coffee runs, are you?
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Who knows? If you can carry a cup of hot coffee up to the summit of a frozen mountain, you might just have what it takes to become a knight. [Alright, more realistically:] A drink at the bar would do nicely too. Would you do me the honor? There isn't a bar in Mondstadt I haven't visited.
[he shouldn't be so proud of this]
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It's been a long time since I've gone to a proper bar. [Something something dens of iniquity, something something about good women not going to such places... she did say antiquated.] The honor would be all mine, dear knight.
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Then when all is said and done here, do pay me a visit. I'll ensure the trip is well worth the wait.